#failed hedgehog cake

[scrumdidilyrumpum]

My niece asked me for a sonic the hedgehog cake but I don’t know what that is! So I made this hedgehog instead hope she likes it 🤞🤞🤞

[quazart]

Happy birthday Maddie😁😄💕💕

[chongyunwoof]

melty gum sounds gross + i might go to a tool concert next yr and im excited hooray joy 🌞

[jesterchao]

The funniest lore bit from the murder of sonic the hedgehog

Is that shadow showed up to Amy’s birthday, realized he forgot a present, panicked, tried to over compensate by buying a hyper specific one, failed, than spent the rest of evening trying to hide this had occurred at all

Yet despite that, in generations Shadow didn’t show up or was too busy to attend Sonic’s birthday

Meanwhile, Sonic forgot his present, the cake, and his wallet

[inkspiredwriting]

A Hair-Raising Experience

Five Hargreeves x Fem!reader

Warnings: none

Five Hargreeves was many things: a former assassin, a time-traveler, a seasoned survivor of apocalypses. But a hairdresser? That was a stretch.

Yet here he was, scissors in hand, staring at his wife Y/n with a look that blended confidence with mild panic. Y/n, sitting on a chair in their bathroom, looked up at him with a mixture of trust and fear.

“All the salons are closed,” she said, twisting a lock of her hair nervously. “I just need a trim, Five. How hard can it be?”

Five swallowed, steeling himself. “Piece of cake. I’ve tackled tougher jobs than this.”

He combed through her hair, trying to channel every memory he had of watching people get haircuts. Y/n closed her eyes, and Five took a deep breath, bringing the scissors to the first section of hair.

Snip.

“See? Not bad,” he said, more to convince himself than Y/n.

Y/n, eyes still closed, smiled. “I trust you. Just… not too short, okay?”

Five nodded, focusing intently. The problem was, with each snip, he noticed something that needed evening out. A little here, a little there, and soon he was in over his head.

“What do you think?” Five asked, stepping back to admire his handiwork.

Y/n opened her eyes and looked in the mirror. Her expression shifted from cautious optimism to sheer horror. “Five! What did you do?”

Five winced. “I... may have overestimated my abilities.”

Y/n’s once even, shoulder-length hair was now a choppy, lopsided mess. One side was significantly shorter than the other, and there were random, uneven chunks missing.

“Oh my god, I look like a demented hedgehog,” she said, her voice a mixture of laughter and panic.

Five put the scissors down, raising his hands in surrender. “Okay, okay, I see the problem. I can fix it.”

Y/n eyed him skeptically. “You’re not touching my hair again.”

A frantic call to a 24-hour hair salon later, they were driving through the city, Y/n wearing a baseball cap to hide the disaster. Five sat next to her, muttering apologies and trying to stifle his nervous laughter.

At the salon, the hairdresser took one look at Y/n and raised an eyebrow. “Tough week?”

Y/n pointed at Five. “My husband decided to play stylist.”

The hairdresser gave Five a knowing smile. “Ah, the classic ‘husband haircut.’ Seen a few of those.”

As Y/n sat in the chair, Five hovered nearby, wincing at the critical assessment of his work. The hairdresser, a woman with bright purple hair and an array of tattoos, shook her head in amusement.

“Well, let’s see what we can do here,” she said, running her fingers through Y/n’s hair. “Your husband’s given you a very… unique look.”

Y/n shot Five a mock glare. “Unique is one way to put it.”

The hairdresser snipped away, skillfully transforming the chaos into a stylish, albeit shorter, haircut. Y/n watched in the mirror, relief flooding her features as the damage was undone.

“See? It’s fixable,” the hairdresser said with a grin, stepping back to show the finished product.

Y/n smiled, feeling the now even, sleek bob. “Thank you. You’re a lifesaver.”

Five sighed in relief. “Thank you for saving me from sleeping on the couch.”

On the drive home, Y/n couldn’t help but laugh at the whole ordeal. “You know, you were so confident.”

Five chuckled, shaking his head. “I don’t know what I was thinking. I’m sorry, Y/n. I really thought I could handle it.”

Y/n reached over, squeezing his hand. “You did your best. It’s kind of sweet, actually. Just… no more haircuts, okay?”

Five grinned, a mixture of sheepishness and affection in his eyes. “Deal. From now on, we leave haircuts to the professionals.”

Back home, with Y/n’s hair restored to its former glory, the incident became a new inside joke. They shared a bottle of wine, toasting to their survival of yet another Hargreeves misadventure.

And though Five may have failed as a hairdresser, he succeeded in proving, once again, that even in the most comical disasters, their love and laughter would always see them through.

[true-blue-sonic]

15. Espilver

15. …passionately.

At the uncountable next time the house is rattling on its foundation from a two-minute torrent of rain, Espio decides he might as well get up and just leave bed.

“Darn it,” the chameleon mutters, rubbing his face. Had he thought it was already just before the hour to rise and shine with how often he’d half-woken up and dozed off again, caving and sending a glance at the alarm clock had shown him it is hardly four A.M. instead. Not exactly how one acquires a decent night of sleep to be well-rested in the morning…

Though, another matter of intrigue had caught his attention. Namely, how cold his bed is: where usually soft grey fur and loving little coos fill his arms and ears when reaching out for cuddles, now one eye had shot open most disturbed instead by the lack of both; a lack of Silver, as a whole. That in itself is not exactly strange, for Silver’s sleep schedule is incomprehensible to anyone except the hedgehog, but it does mean that all attempts for Espio to fall back to sleep again suddenly have found themselves a dozen-fold more difficult.

Grumbling under his breath as he peeks out the window Espio concedes the neighbours all have their lights on. Not that he can blame them: the wind howls and the rain batters against the window and he can even see a strike of thunder, all the way in the distance, though the world outside is loud enough the accompanying rumble stays out. He might as well cease the fighting and go downstairs as well, with tea to calm him and patience to wait the storm out. A look into Charmy’s bedroom as he pads into the hallway shows it empty; a look into Vector’s reveals a whole bunch of snoring that out-volumes the rain enough for Charmy to have fallen asleep again on top of the crocodile’s chest. Cute, Espio smiles to himself. He can always join his colleagues if all else fails.

But first he’ll go find Silver.

“Tenshi,” the chameleon whispers. There’s no way Silver went outside- that is, Espio hopes. That makes downstairs the most likely place for his psychic, the attic’s hatch firmly closed and their bathroom empty as well. He can forfeit sneaking down the stairs; the rain rages against the rooftop and the outer walls with enough force everything is drowned out, even Vector’s usually-audible snoring in the hallway. “Silver?” Espio adds once he’s safely snuck into the living room, which is empty as well. Though, the light in the kitchen shines past the creak in the door, the chameleon swiftly making his way over and giving it a gentle knock before pushing it open further…

“Oh! Hey, Espio,” his beloved coos back at him.

Amidst a whole collection of… baking trays and pans?

“…What are you doing,” Espio inquires, an eyebrow raised most promptly. Quark and a gelatine package and butter lay scattered over their counters, around a giant bowl with the strawberries Silver went to the market for yesterday. Which can only mean one thing: the hedgehog is baking something.

At four am in the morning.

A yawn is his response, Silver’s weight flopping into Espio’s arms all snugly when the latter scoots in for a hug. “Can’t sleep. So I started making a cake” Espio gets told, as if it’s the most logical thing in the world to be doing when the sun isn't yet up for hours, and the chameleon laughs before he can even help it.

“Tenshi, it’s four A.M.,” he brings up, grabbing a knife to cut up the final few strawberries as well. “And I bought that quark to eat it for breakfast.”

“You will. In a cake.” With the absolute incorrigibleness of someone who knows he can do no wrong for Espio and who will abuse that fact Silver grabs the quark in question, throwing it together with the strawberries in one fell swoop. With gentle motions Espio helps him stir, psychokinesis easily throwing the batter onto the crust of cookie crumbles waiting for them next. “And now it’s gotta wait and stiffen up,” the hedgehog adds, carefully pushing it into the fridge and throwing the door shut.

Espio’s wrapped him in an embrace nary a second later.

“Good,” the chameleon murmurs, leaning in over Silver’s shoulder. “Then I finally have you for myself.”

Oozing into his arms Silver snuggles close. “Heh. The storm’s really loud out.”

“I know. It woke me up, too.” Gently Espio strokes the other’s head, eyes shutting contently as Silver purrs in his arms. He can hear the noises even as the storm outside rages and howls, a warm smile forming on his face. “We should go back to bed,” he brings up next. The morning looms, with all its responsibilities and the never-ending repairs they will have to put the house through after suffering this abuse.

But he doesn’t. And Silver doesn’t, either. Instead Espio manoeuvres his beloved around most carefully to squish tan cheeks between his hands and press the most passionate, most desiring and loving and yearning kisses against Silver’s lips. A hum of surprise is his response; and then Silver pulls him even closer, the duo gasping for breath once they finally pull away.

With a chuckle Silver gives Espio’s own muzzle a little nibble. “What was that for?”

“Because you wake up in the middle of the night and decide to start making a cake of all things.”

“Of course! Why not, if I’m awake already?” the most earnest response comes.

Espio laughs, pulling the other even closer. “That’s what I mean.”

“Sure,” Silver shrugs back at him, tucking his head underneath Espio’s chin as the chameleon picks him up to carry him to their couch and wrap them both in a blanket. That’s how they stay until the torrents of rain have grown quieter and with longer pauses between them, until finally the pale light of daybreak begins to filter through the curtains. Between it all Espio strokes Silver’s head and massages behind his ears, the other oozing like the most comfortable pillow in a half-asleep daze until the chameleon decides they might as well go eat Silver’s quark cake for breakfast.

And it is the most delicious thing Silver has ever baked before.

“Because it was made at four A.M.,” the hedgehog concedes before zonking right out against Espio’s side, and Espio couldn’t agree more.

[rei-does-stuff]

I FINALLY DID IT!! I caved and made my first Squirrel and Hedgehog fanfic!!

It’s about Geum dying, fun right?

Since it’s a bit long it’s going under the cut but please do read it and let me know what you think!!

Haah…Haah…Damn it! Of course this would happen! Geumsaegi’s mind was a haze as he kept running. Where? He had no idea, anywhere away from where he was before he supposed. He was in so much pain, blood pouring from the gunshot wound in his chest. That’s right, He was shot! Mulmangcho shot him…He thinks that at least. Why…Why can’t he remember? Why was everything so blurry in his head?

All Geum could hear was the sound of his footsteps against dry leaves and his heartbeat echoing in his head like a drum. Was he being followed? For some reason his body wasn’t letting him do anything but run forward. Run, just keep running and it’ll be fine! He told himself, It’s gonna be fine…It’s always been fine! He’s been in worse situations and managed to get out and save Flower Hill right at the end! So why did it feel like the world was ending?

After what felt like hours his feet caved beneath him. It was a field, it looked similar to where Juldarami gave him chestnut cakes…Juldarami…Where was he? Was he still in Flower Hill getting treated? Was he okay? Geum still couldn’t believe he took a bullet for Bamsaegi…Bamsaegi!

Geumsaegi’s mind raced. Did he get him out of the gas chamber? Everything was such a blur now. He couldn’t be dead right? No, he’d remember that, surely, he wanted to get up, to check to see if he was alright but his body refused to move. Paralyzed!

Panic filled his head, his breathing got even heavier and his heartbeat sounded so goddamn loud. C’mon move! Move! You have to get up! You have to check on Bamsaegi! You have to make sure he’s alive! You have to save Flower Hill! Get up! Get up already! GET UP!

“Quiet. Shhh, quiet. Please…Calm down. It’s no use.” He heard a voice say, soft and soothing in a way yet…Familiar? Who was that…? It sounded like…

“Do you not remember me?” Goseumdochi! But he was dead? How—

“I am dead…I’m not actually here I’m just well…I guess I’m just you! Your head in a way, funny, isn’t it? The things our brains can do.”

If you’re here…Does this mean I’m gonna die?

“Probably. It was gonna happen eventually. You couldn’t stay lucky forever.”

Lucky? I wasn’t lucky, I was better. Better than the enemy.

“I find that hard to believe with the amount of times you almost got caught before, if you were really better then there would be no close calls at all.”

You don’t sound like Goseumdochi.

“Well that’s on you. Your brain clearly thinks it’s something he’d say.”

Silence, Geumsaegi was silent. He couldn’t lose hope, couldn’t listen to this stupid part of his stupid brain. His comrades would find him! And then everything will be fine—

“No one is coming Geumsaegi.”

Why are you trying to diminish my hopes? They will come!

“You know they won’t come. You don’t even know where you are. You’re losing a lot of blood, you can’t even move. No one is coming to save you Geum, and even if there was you’re too much of a liability. It’s over.”

It’s not over! Shouldn’t you be helping me calm down instead of this bullshit?!

“I’m trying but I need you to understand the reality of the situation.”

What reality? That I’m gonna die alone or something?!

“Sort of. Yes.”

Well aren’t you just a ray of sunshine.

“It’s not a bad thing…I died alone.”

You died defending Flower Hill! You had all of us behind you!

“Not really. I didn’t even really defend Flower Hill.”

Sure you did! You stopped the weasels ice canon!

“Sure but they had another plan anyways, really I just delayed things a bit. So did you.”

What are you trying to say?

“I mean, you’re just like me now, you didn’t stop anyone. Just delay things until the next soldier comes in to replace you.”

I wasn’t replacing you, I was finishing the fight!

“And you clearly failed. Now what? Juldarami is gonna take over? Bamsaegi if he isn’t already dead? But it won’t even matter because they’ll die too.”

So what? It’s all for nothing? Is that really what you’re trying to tell me right as I’m about to die?

“Well you always knew it. But it was just easier to keep fighting, to keep believing.”

So it’s all my fault then? I was just stupid enough to think I could make a difference?

“Well it’s not entirely your fault, you were manipulated, we all were. The commanders sure know how to talk. It’s so easy to think they’re helping everyone, that they’re better leaders than you could ever be.”

I messed up. I was too trusting of Uncle Bear.

“The commanders could’ve stalled the weasels for quite a while, but they chose to wait to teach you a lesson. So you could step down and join the army as retribution.”

…

“Hard to swallow isn’t it?”

I hate you.

“You don’t mean that.”

I do! I hate you! I’m gonna die and all I’m gonna hear is that everything I believed in was wrong and that I’m gonna die alone and no one is gonna find my body because I’m in the middle of goddamn nowhere!

Tears poked Geumsaegi’s eyes. He swallowed back a cry from his throat.

“It’s okay Geumsaegi.”

I wanna go home.

“I know Geumsaegi.”

I wanna see Juldarami.

“I know Geum.”

I wanna see Bamsaegi.

“I know.”

…I can’t really feel the gunshot wound anymore.

“Talking helps, doesn’t it? Even a little.”

I won’t make it, will I?

“No. You won’t. But it’s okay, you won’t be in so much pain anymore afterwards.”

I was really happy before this you know? Before I joined the military, I couldn’t even think about hurting anyone. But it’s so different now, I don’t even recognize that person from back then.

“Yes…It’s like you were two different people.”

A good person and a bad person…If there’s an afterlife do you I’ll go to hell?

“It’s a possibility. Do you think you’re a bad enough person for Hell?”

I killed a lot of people. I thought just because they’re weasels that they must be bad but…I didn’t really know. Those nukes, they probably hurt a lot of innocent people.

“Probably. And you were celebrating.”

Shit…I am definitely going to hell.

“You won’t be the only one. So you won’t be alone at the very least.”

You’re not helping.

“Sorry.”

…I hope Bamsaegi is okay. I hope he lives, gets to become a scientist like he wanted. I was a terrible father.

“He might try to follow your footsteps out of revenge.”

That scares the shit out of me. Why did I tell him all that stuff?

“You thought you were doing the right thing.“

And look where that took me. I just wish I could apologize, do better.

“At least you’re admitting it.”

Yeah, way too late.

“Better late than never.”

…

…

…

I’m really tired.

“Sleep.”

If I sleep I’ll die.

“I know. But it’s gonna happen either way, might as well do it on your own terms.”

But everyone else…It’s all gonna be so much worse now.

“You have to hope they’ll realize. They weren’t as intense about these things as you were.”

Yeah but if I die they’ll want to take revenge.

“Perhaps, or maybe they’ll realize how badly they’ve been tricked. You don’t know, you won’t know. So there’s no point worrying about something you won’t be able to control.”

I just wish I didn’t have to be alone for this.

“Then imagine you aren’t.”

It’s not real though.

“It’s not, but not much of your life has been real. What’s one more lie to help you sleep at night gonna do?”

Geumsaegi sighs and closes his eyes. Goseumdochi isn’t there anymore. He’s in bed. At home. It’s nice. A calming feeling washes over him, yet he still feels so tired.

“Geum! Geum! Wow you’re practically knocked out!” He hears a sweet voice say. It’s Juldarami, he looks happy. “Is dad sleeping?” He hears Bamsaegi say. He’s okay, he looks happy too.

“Guess he had a bit of a rough day, haha!” Juldarami laughs. He always loved his laugh. “It’s alright Geum, go to sleep. We can all talk in the morning.”

That’s right, they can talk in the morning!

They can talk in the morning.

In the morning.

In the…

In….

…

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.

.

A pair of soldiers follow a trail of blood, and find a corpse by an open field.

A wild duck soldier frowns. “Oh, looks like we were too late.” He says.

“Damn,” the hedgehog soldier adds, “He was our best soldier too.”

[junosmindpalace]

good omen book details i love that i’m jotting down as i read the book:

aziraphale eating deviled eggs and crowley angel cake at the british museum

crowley as a nanny having a dog called rover

crowley often falling off horses before cars were invented (and the detail that he’s not very good with animals)

aziraphale and crowley’s drunk conversation being much longer and more nonsensical

crowley trying to run over a hedgehog (and failing)

crowley wanting to fuck up all the new cars that outclassed his in the former Order’s parking lot

aziraphale being the one who hangs up first

crowley and aziraphale having wine in the airbase + crowley offering his hand to aziraphale along with a ride to london

the classical music crowley plays staying as classical music

this entire page

[miloscat]

[Review] Sonic the Hedgehog (PS3)

An embarrassment, frankly.

After playing Forces and actually liking it, I figured I'd give a chance to the franchise's biggest punching bag. Turns out that in this case, I agree with the popular consensus: Sonic 06 is broken and unfinished, with a messy story, bad controls, and crippling performance issues. I've heard it described as entertainingly bad, but I just can't go along that far; I had a miserable time with this game. Let's get into it, shall we?

Although I'm still not ready for my Sonic doctorate, I'm progressing well in my studies. I've played enough of Adventure to pick up that Sonic the Hedgehog (2006) is trying to be Adventure 3 in all but name (and speaking of the name, this game is not to be confused with the Mega Drive game, or the Master System game, or any of the handhelds or animated shows or comics or movies of the same name... the title is the first of many stupid decisions in Sonic 06). A big group of playable characters, more open levels than what would come later, exploration of hub areas, and a heavy focus on story and cutscenes with interweaving plot threads. It's fine in theory, it's just that every individual piece breaks down in various ways. As opposed to previous Adventure games, there are just three main stories (Sonic, Shadow, and new character Silver who is basically just Dragonball's Trunks) with the other hangers-on popping up only temporarily within certain levels.

Sonic's story, such as it is, revolves around Elise, a filler character who is a gormless and feckless human princess and frequent damsel in distress; she gets kidnapped out of nowhere at least five times and dies in a plane crash once, necessitating time travel-based rescuing. Elise’s role in the story when she’s not being kidnapped is alternately mooning, pining, emotional outbursts, and having a tragic backstory. Also, on several occasions Sonic the Hedgehog literally tells her she should smile more. Textbook misogyny, WTF. On top of this is the uncomfortable subplot about a potential romantic connection between her and Sonic, which always fails to feel earned or appropriate. The one saving grace of the character is the mildly amusing idea that her design is loosely based on the chicken animal that you free from badniks in the early games.

I know it sounds harsh but Elise almost single-handedly drags down the whole "story" aspect of this game. After progressing Sonic's mode you unlock the others and theirs almost feel like real plots, centering around stopping Iblis—the mindless beast of fire who ruined Silver's future—and Mephiles—a scheming creature of shadow—before they reunite. Even these stories don't really hold together though with their disjointed plotting, time-hopping, and contrived interactions. Not to mention the utter humourlessness, and the sheer awkwardness of everything from writing to line-readings to mocapped movements. The fact that it's seemingly incompatible with Blaze's backstory in Rush was annoying to me personally, and ending the story with a closed time loop "it never happened" resolution is just the icing on the rotten cake.

I must also mention another decision made in Sonic 06: why game look like that? It falls into the trap of early HD striving-for-realism and falling far short, but it also feels unfitting for Sonic. After all, the hedgehog himself and his anthro friends are as cartoony as ever (almost expressionless faces notwithstanding), so putting them next to the human-looking humans really jars, especially the redesigned Eggman. And speaking of, his robot army is at its most militaristic and entirely whimsy-free... just another in a long line of missteps for ol' 06.

Now all this could be swallowed if the game was fun to play. You should be able to predict that indeed it isn't. Sonic's playstyle is the stinkiest of the lot, particularly the autoscrolling running sections that feel barely functional and were the biggest cause of lost lives (I did not appreciate starting over a ten-minute level due to these abominable segments). His moveset is simple, just a homing attack and not much else, and without a targeting reticle it's unpredictable. He has some sloppily implemented extra powers that are unlocked in a shop; hilariously they're supposed to drain your special bar but due to some error they just don't, so you can use them infinitely for what that's worth.

Shadow is similar, with a combo attack and ranged stunning bolts, but also has a lot of vehicle sections which while awkward are playable enough; meanwhile Silver plays like an entirely different game. His psychokinetic powers let him pick up and throw enemy projectiles and physics objects. It's janky but his slower-paced, almost puzzley levels felt ever so slightly less like the game was constantly falling apart at the seams. There's 9 playable characters in total and none of their abilities work very well; among the others Knuckles and Rouge were pretty fun with their gliding and climbing completely breaking level design, while Blaze (another big reason I wanted to try this game, an opportunity to play as my favourite character in 3D) has a fun moveset with a double jump and a homing attack that actually keeps momentum and flings you around. Like everything in the game it's slippery and totally jank but in a way that actually feels fun sometimes.

I even sprung for the "Team Attack Amigo" DLC (now only available on PS3!) which remixes the levels for play as Tails, Blaze, and Omega (aka projectile spam bot). I should say that each campaign takes you through the same nine levels, sometimes making them new, sometimes reusing whole segments which gets old. The lowest point of the low are the boss fights, another area where the phrase "barely functional" comes to mind. These are tedious to the extreme with a lot of waiting, and several of them recur in each campaign. The worst is fighting Silver, who can instantly grab you psychically and hold you for a long pause before throwing you, and then catch you again as you recover with no chance to make any input. Wonderful!

The elephant in the room for Sonic 06 is its performance. I guess being rushed to release in an unfinished state actually has its downsides, which take the form of horrendous slowdown throughout the entire game experience. Having seemingly almost any number of objects or any amount of level geometry on screen starts making the game chug, the action not dropping frames but rather slowing to a crawl as you agonisingly float mid-jump waiting for your next input to register. And this is despite having pretty severe pop-in not too far away from your character. For what's supposed to be a fast-paced action game it's frankly unforgivable. And speaking of things that you wish ran faster, the loading screens are interminable not just for their length but their frequency: deign to do a side mission and you'll sit through a long load both before and after a character gives a tiny snippet of dialogue until you're allowed to try it, and if you fail then get ready to do it all again! They really add up!

I could go on: the camera is atrocious, the music is forgettable, Elise is incredibly cringe-inducing—oh wait, I covered that already. To be fair there is one bright shining spot and it's from my new old friend Tomoya Ohtani: the main theme His World stands among my favourites from Forces, a strong melody that mixes rock and orchestral with even some rap and makes it work! Watching the credits four times may have been the most pleasant part and it's all thanks to this song. So that's my big takeaway from Sonic 06: the rumours are true, it sucks big time, don't play it unless you're a real loser like me who doesn't value their time, it's a monument to Sega's staggering incompetence, but hey this one song is really good, maybe give it a listen!

[nex-is-sleeping]

I’m Tired.

Goofy ahh Sonic angst (Reader is not involved)

Extremely rushed, this was made within an hour and not proofread -actually- none of my writings are proofread

Again. The world was ending again. But it’s okay ! Sonic can handle it. And so he did. Every time. Dark Gaia ? No problem. Infinite ? A piece of cake.  But God did he fear them actually winning. This time, it was another one of Eggman’s machines. He had made sure it was bigger, badder, and tougher than any of his other inventions, and everyone was looking towards one blue hedgehog to fix it. Sonic faced the gargantuan robot and did something he had never done before. Freeze. He was actually scared. He shook as he looked at the metal machine in its large,red and robotic eye. He stumbled back, but nobody was there to catch him.  “You can do it, Sonic !” Tails called out. “No” Sonic breathed out, exhausted. “I can’t do it. I’ve been saving the world for years.” Tears swelled up in his eyes “I’ve seen you all nearly die so so many times.” Sonic gestured to his friends, who were all now shocked by his sudden outburst. “I’VE nearly died so many times.” Salty tears streamed down his cheeks. “Do you not realize that ? Do none of you realize how much you matter to me ?” He was now nearly screaming. Sonic had then turned around, and pointed at Eggman, who had also been shocked at this “And you. You... You’ve made my life a living hell. I don’t get why you still try to get your metal utopia, but you’ve had and failed at your countless attempts. Can’t you just leave us alone ? I’m tired, and I’m done.” He nearly passed out from all of the emotional distress. Everyone rushed to Sonic’s aid. Amy held him up, “Why didn’t you tell us ?” The pink hedgehog asked. “Because, I’m the hero, right ? I can’t let you down, not one person.” Even Shadow had a distraught look on his face. Nobody had known that he was going through this. By now, Eggman had taken the tiniest bit of sympathy for the hedgehog, and left, along with the large robot from before. “You all mean so much to me, and I don’t know what I’d do if any of you got taken away from me.” Sonic said. “I just wish I knew about this, I coud’ve helped.” Tails said, looking his hero in his eyes. “There’s nothing you could’ve done partner. I'm just sorry you had to see me like this..." Sonic said, and looked away, almost in shame. "Don't be, hun, we're just glad you did this before it got worse" Rouge chimed in. "Yeah dude ! If you're always there for use, who's there for you ?" Knuckles said, jokingly punched Sonic's arm, but not hardly. "We're all here for you Sonic ! It's the least we can do !" Tails said, trying to cheer up Sonic. "Thank you, guys..."

[pico-digital-studios]

Into, Across and Beyond! Cast: Barry the Quokka

Origin: The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog

"Nobody should have to die unfairly, right? I mean, you guys have got every right to intervene if it means lives are saved."

Barry is a young genderless quokka who made their debut in The Murder of Sonic the Hedgehog (as a self-insert for the player), and is your simple everyday kid looking for lines of work to keep active.

During the visual novel released on April Fool's Day, Barry had signed up for a job as a worker on the Mirage Express. Their first day happened to be on the same day as their Amy Rose's birthday, AND the train conductor's last day on the job, so they were tasked with helping ensure everyone was all comfortable with the big trip.

As it happened, the theme for the birthday was a "murder mystery", where one person had to pretend to play dead, and everyone else had to go around figuring out who the "murderer" was. As it happened, this universe (Dimension CLUE-2023) was a sort of fusion universe, in that various OCs were also a part of things and enjoying their own time on the express.

Suddenly, the train sped up, knocking Barry, Tails and Amy into the storage cart, where they found Sonic lying on the floor. Amy immediately took this to assume that it was him being the "victim" for the game, but something about this concerned Barry. Something was clearly amiss.

So, for that time, Barry and Tails, the latter appointed as the detective for the job, got started with investigating the case. They did their best to ask high and low for clues as to what was going on, with fellow passengers offering tips where possible alongside any service they could provide to the crew.

Tails got to learn quite a bit about Barry during their time spent together; they were actually quite nervous due to it being their first day, and weren't used to getting compliments at all, which got Tails concerned that Barry might have self-esteem issues. He also learned that they have a thing for endless runner games, and when thinking about stuff, Barry visualises one with Sonic involved to get their brain in gear.

Despite how anxious they are, Barry also has a bit of mischievous side to them, willing to tell lies to get snacks from the Express, teasing Espio by baiting him into thinking they failed his quiz, or playfully scaring Tails from a wardrobe. They have a very strong belief that things are always hidden in the bins, which happens to be an extension of their belief in the importance of being dedicated and persistent.

After enough scouring and getting alibis, they finally figured out who the culprit was; Espio. He was actually ordered by someone to knock Sonic out cold with a tranquilliser dart, having only cheated on those orders. Sonic himself is back on his feet soon enough with a shocking revelation; the train is a Badnik! No, really.

The Mirage Express was a custom-engineered Badnik made by Eggman, which had its own life and was so saddened by the Conductor's upcoming retirement that it locked everyone in the train for delivery to the doctor, in the hopes that it and the Conductor would never have to grow apart.

Sonic, however, had a plan, getting himself, Tails and Amy out to face down the Express and knock it offline before it could reach its destination, while Barry worked with the Conductor to stop the train at its destination while reassuring it that he genuinely enjoyed their time together.

Once they got off safely, the Conductor was reunited with his wife and was really glad to see her again, whilst Sonic managed to get the birthday cake ready for Amy's true celebrations. As for Barry, they sincerely enjoyed the time they spent with Sonic and his friends, wanting to get to know them better now.

So after they resigned from their work, Barry was able to win millions in a lottery, using the funds to donate to charities and open their own local supermarket to support others. They even got to spend some time with the Conductor, his wife and kids during their vacation at Spagonia, and idolised Gadget as he told the kid about his endeavours in helping Sonic during the big war against Eggman.

During one point, Barry discovered some of Tails's research related to the wider multiverse, which could potentially mean more adventures to go on. It was during this investigation that they met Tekno for the first time, who had heard about their ongoing career and was proud of them for it.

Barry, having not met Tekno before, was pretty interested in what career she had, which gave her the chance to show them about the Quill Society and its mass acceptance for anyone from different backgrounds. They were so interested that they enrolled as a member of the crew, eager to lend a helping hand where needed with their new friends.

They were quick to make friends with OMT!Tails when they crossed paths in Many More Heroes, and even personally assisted in the investigation into what LM!Sonic was doing, leading him to realise that not all Sonics had an heroic flair about them. Even though this hit them quite hard, they still stayed strong, actively encouraging OMT!Tails to blow the news to EV!Sonic.

While they didn't participate in the big chase, they still contributed a lot by helping reveal this harrowing truth, and were commemorated for their efforts and their well-practiced detective work. They even actively rooted for OMT!Tails when he disembarked with SS!Amy to fight Crimtake and ruin the planned "canon event".

[iknowthegammer]

1st Cutscene for Overdue Sonic Mix

WARRING: SWERS 😨

(Sonic Version) Pico: alright this is it.. I can’t win if I accept my own fate?

Mr Hedgehog: Any last words?

(Sonic Version) Pico: Skidibi Toilet

Mr Hedgehog: wh- what?.. Anyways time to di-! *gets shot in the chest* are you f*cking serious?

(Sonic Version) Pico: shut ya b*tch a*s mouth ahh skidbi rizz sigma… …hehehahahAHAHAHAHA- *Processing to laugh for 15 secs when Mr Hedgehog is confused*

Mr Hedgehog: You Looking Like Recoloured Dumb B*tch if I ever see one going to a school that’s gonna ended up horrible >:(

(Sonic Version) Pico: oh wow really? I am not gonna be surprised truth is that I am more than a kid- *Gets Hit by A Rock on the Forehead* OW WHAT THE F*CK.. why did you do THAT for-

Mr Hedgehog: You know why? Now you know! Kevin.. GET THAT CHEETO PUFF MOTHERF*CKER >:(

Tails.exe: alright :V

Pico: wh- WHAT THE F*C-

In the next scene where pico runs and knocks rouge the bat (Tails.exe Version’s) Door to get in but failed horribly-

(Sonic Version) Pico: meow.. 😿

Rouge the bat (Tails.exe Version): GET THE F*CK OFF MY PORCH- STUPID A*S ORANGE RODENT!!!!

(Sonic Version) Pico: *Runs after getting jumpscared by rouge the bat into the green suspiciously bush* where do I get away from these 2 maniacs.. ohhh.. I know what to do 😏

Pico hides inside of an cardboard cake so that the party friends would grab it for their school celebration-

Tails: yey it is time for us to dine!

Toad: Horray!

Knuckles: this is for victory!

Sonic: Yippee!

Mr Hedgehog: hey where that orange f*cker!? Do you know where he is?

Tails.exe (Kevin): Hedgehog.. this is an school party outside :(

Mr Hedgehog: I am not interested of saying that there’s a party.. we needed to find the orange dude!

Sonic (MX Version): Lala Tada It is a good day to not be dead! *Process to be shot in the heart* I am dead!!! *Dies*

(Sonic Version) Pico: Hehehe! (I made a distraction! Time to get out of here)

Mr Hedgehog: he is right there! GET HIM-

Rouge’s The Bat (Tails.exe Version): EVERYONE CATCHE HIM!!!

Sonic (MX Version): you shot me now I kill you >:(

(Sonic Version) Pico: AHHH- WHAT THE F-

6 hours and 2 minutes ago

Pico: hey Boyfriend and Nene

Boyfriend: Yeah

Nene: hi Pico.. how is your outside of the day been?

Pico: not good at all.. I got beaten up so horribly by animals that Girlfriend had to grab me and put me down next to your house..

Boyfriend: Beeb Bop Bah (oh no)

Nene: what happened?

Pico: I ran into an serious hedgehog that’s all is about-

Mr Hedgehog: I AM GONNA TO MUDER YOU ALL-

Boyfriend & Nene: *SCREAMS*

Pico: WHAT THE F-

THY END IS HERE

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Big Retcon to the Sonar Series History

Okay, so, after some thought, I'm going to change a little bit about the story. After all, I've been writing this for, what, two...three years or so? Changes abound.

Some elements of the previous retcon will still stand. However, here's essentially the third draft details of the story:

Project Sonar started as a pet-project on Earth to study the relationship between chaos energy and water, partially based on the power seen from Chaos and Chao and their need for access to fresh water. He was also curious about Chaos Chao and their endless lives. Chaos Chao are rare, but they had documentation of their existence by that point.

To start his studies, Dr. Gerald Robotnik used several ingredients to attempt making a subject he could test. Some of these ingredients included Mobian hedgehog cells, Mobian wolf cells, residual power from Chaos, a Chao's grey cocoon, a Chaos Emerald, and more.

He used Mobian cells because many Mobians can also use Chaos energy, and since they are recognized as sovereign individuals, he cannot study them experimentally. So, he aims to create his own Mobian who can do similar, if not enhanced, actions.

Dr. Gerald Robotnik has several Ph.Ds. that allow him to do so on his own with relative success, including in robotics, biogenetics, bioengineering, and history. That being said, his first few tries failed because no life restored within the cocoon before it faded from existence.

Because he doesn't have funding for these experiments, he goes out and collects the grey cocoons on his own. He also acquired the residual power and Mobian cells through data collection and a few well-placed "community outreach programs," in which he integrated himself into a local Mobian population by providing free medical care...during which he acquired many, many samples of "willingly donated" Mobian blood and other cellular tissues and substances.

A narrative section for this point:

He had a preference toward Mobian hedgehogs simply because one that volunteered at his community outreach center helped him collect the most samples and had been a genuinely pleasant person. Her name was Aleena, a practicing nurse with a kind disposition. She worked for him after he helped save her life after a car accident. Out of all the samples he used for testing, the ones he'd collected during her recovery surgery had been the most responsive, likely because he'd also acquired one of her ovaries.

His choice to include Mobian wolf DNA was admittedly a bit less scientific. Wolves had a deep connection with the moon, which was also intimately connected with the water. Since his studies surrounded the use of chaos energy and water together, he figured adding Mobian wolf DNA would just kinda fit. Gerald got the wolf DNA from a burly Mobian who was stoic and had a severe-looking face, but who only showed up at his clinic so much because he often got hurt helping others. His name was Logan. He and Aleena eventually fell in love, and Logan proposed to her.

Because of Aleena's accident, she lost both ovaries, one to the wheels, the other to a doctor's hands. Despite wolves being pack Mobians, he married Aleena, knowing he wouldn't have children, which was a big deal back in the mid 40s. Gerard attended their wedding, eating at the potluck after the service and clapping as they cut their wedding cake, knowing full well Aleena possibly could've had children had he not taken her other ovary.

Later on, while having trouble finding the right combination of cells, chaos energy, and Chaos Emerald exposure to create what would essentially be an artificial Chao-based Mobian, he thought of their wedding day. He also thought of how lovely it had been to attend, especially considering how much Aleena and Logan loved each other. Huh...wouldn't it be funny if he made their child in his lab? He didn't exactly have Logan's sperm, but if he did have bone fragments from one of Logan's many heroic incidents, so if he played around with the genetic code a bit, he could essentially do it anyway...

So that's what he did.

He used seven different gray cocoons and tested several genetic mixtures plus other items needed to possibly hatch his own custom Mobian specimen. Of course, he knew he was running on borrowed time since he was using gray cocoons instead of pink ones, but he didn't want too many preconceived desires or traits to color his future creation. He wanted as close to a blank slate as possible, and he was more likely to get it out of a gray cocoon than a pink one.

He could've also tried using an egg, a truly blank slate, but Chao were known to be quite fiercely protective of their eggs, so meaningfully acquiring one without gaining negative attention would be rather difficult. He wanted to at least work in the shadows to keep from gaining too much attention before it was due. Besides, if he was able to bring a Chao back from its dying path, wouldn't that be exemplary? There would be so much more to explore on that front as well.

And what do you know?

Although six of the cocoons continued to fade, one of them turned a pale, pastel pink color.

Something inside was alive, and it was coming back.

He started doing scans, measuring its growth, and everything. All the duds disappeared naturally, so he was able to put all his focus on the single pink cocoon that remained pale but grew slightly over time.

The cocoon got bigger than usual Chao cocoons, whose sizes typically don't differ much between their child and mature forms. He knew he was succeeding well when he shined a light into the cocoon and saw little bitty hands at the ends of its arms.

He waited and waited, continuing to nurture the cocoon...but one day, it started fading back to gray. Life signs were decreasing, and if he didn't hurry, 001 (as he started calling it) would die.

Dr. Robotnik began working tirelessly to mimic the environment Chao would thrive in, and yet, it continued to gray out. So, it needed something somewhere between a Chao's needs and a Mobian's needs. Mobians were generally born live instead of in eggs, so a live birth...

He considered the idea, then went forward with it.

He created an isolation tube and placed the cocoon in it, a Chaos Emerald embedded into the top of the system. He then pumped it full of water, completely submerging the cocoon and allowing the chaos energy to flow through the water.

The cocoon...changed.

The pink tone faded, turning pale blue instead and elongating into a longer teardrop shape. Over a few more days, the cocoon hardened into a pale egg-like form that remained suspended in the water, continuing to give off restored signs of life.

He just may do it...he just might!

And then...one day, he wakes up from where he was sitting at a nearby desk, hearing a tapping sound. He woke slowly, but then startles and gets up, looking over at the container.

Pale green eyes stare back at him.

A Mobian is floating in the water, the egg nowhere to be seen (watching a recording later shows that it dissolved into foam). It looks to be a cross between a hedgehog and a wolf, with fur and spines on its head. It also has a long furry tail more wolf-like than hedgehog. It's covered in blue fur, with peachy tones on its muzzle, arms, and a little upside down teardrop shape on its chest.

Its sclera are pale green, irises a stronger green.

Despite not appearing to have gills or anything that would allow it to breathe underwater, it's doing so just fine. It's also giving off a high chaos energy signature, which is likely the reason for its green-tinted eyes.

But it's a success. He's succeeded in making his own Mobian. A product that he can study as he pleases.

---

It took so much effort to grow 001, so he doesn't try taking it out of the water just yet. Instead, he installs and uses a large freshwater aquarium for his initial tests. He doesn't start with anything too strenuous--just trying to see what the little one can do and how it evolved inside the egg.

The first thing he notes is that, again, it doesn't require gills to breathe underwater. It seems to use chaos energy, as though it simply breathes and powers its cells using that method rather than breathing naturally. As such, it could theoretically survive in environments absent of oxygen.

He also recognizes that 001 has paw pads on its hands and feet, so it theoretically could survive on land. But still, better safe than sorry for the time being.

Despite being underwater, 001 also recognized and quickly learned speech patterns. It learned to recognize orders very quickly, such as moving up, down, left or right, where to wait for dinner, and others. 001 didn't really show much ego growth at first--it had a habit of staring rather blankly and didn't show much interest in doing anything but watching him. However, within a few days, its sense of self became more prominent.

It began favoring food with stronger flavors than others, and it had gained a habit of swimming quick circuits around the tank. It also started mimicking his facial expressions, trying them out on its own face, so Dr. Robotnik decided to bring in expression cards with the name of the emotions on it.

Once 001 actually managed to stiltedly repeat the word back to him and it managed to find little hidden items he placed around the tank despite its lack of aquatic features, he decided to add a codename for his pet-project.

While he would only every record data for it under SE-8A429-001, he would refer to it as Project Sonar. Though it was something of a false name, considering the study had nothing to do with locating items via sound navigation, it would at least help keep his experiment under wraps until he needed to expand on it.

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Ch. 11: Hedgehogs, Honey, & Hazelnut-Covered Strawberries

Written for @hdcandyheartsfest day 11 prompt: come over. 848 words. Many thanks to my beta @wqtson​! 💛

Start from beginning on AO3 here, or click the #fic: HHHS tag.

Summary:

A chance meeting—or is it a setup?—leads to the start of a relationship filled with buttery baked goods, sweet smelling flowers, and hedgehogs.~ 🌹🦔

Draco had a problem.

A new problem.

He’d been avoiding Potter ever since the Amortentia incident with the excuse of being swamped trying to come up with new menu concepts and decorations for Valentine’s Day while lying to Potter about what he’d done under the influence of the love potion.

“You just kept asking for strawberry lemonade,” Draco had told him. “And treacle tart. And honey cake.”

Potter seemed to believe him.

It didn’t stop Potter from inviting him to come over on the weekends or a slow day, though, and each time, guilt pierced Draco’s heart for lying and refusing—Potter hadn’t done anything wrong. It was all Draco’s fault for being unable to see Potter’s smile without wanting to cry, and he hoped he could get his shite together soon, because he missed the casual banter and surprise dinners they’d shared.

However, Draco had failed to account for one thing.

He had failed to account for the possibility that Potter would go visit Luna’s hedgehog café more often for pets with Ormr now that they didn’t meet up much anymore.

If he was a smarter person, he would’ve told Luna to tell Potter an unfortunate accident had befallen Ormr.

But he was not smart, and instead was an idiot hopelessly in love, and so the days he spent lounging as a hedgehog at Luna’s café increased all the more, to the point that one bright afternoon, Potter asked Luna if he could adopt Ormr.

Draco couldn’t help it—he panicked so hard he nearly fell off the table.

And promptly regretted it.

The startled, hurt expression on Potter’s face…. He wished he could take it back.

“Oh, erm, I guess he doesn’t like the idea of living with me,” said Potter with a small smile that couldn’t completely mask the hurt on his face. He hesitated. “…Are you sure he actually likes me?”

Luna glanced at Potter in confusion. “Of course he does, Harry. He wouldn’t let you pet him otherwise.”

“Right, but you bribed him or something with treats to let me pet him, right?” asked Potter like he already knew the answer. “He’s very intelligent, after all.”

“Harry, I didn’t bribe him. He was just startled.”

“Yeah, by what I said.” Potter sighed and rubbed his face. “Literally nothing else happened that could’ve startled him, and I don’t think he would’ve panicked so much if he actually liked me. I mean, he nearly hurt himself, he hated the idea so much!”

“He does like you—”

“It’s fine, Luna,” said Potter. “Thanks for trying to cheer me up. Can you ring me up?” 

Luna gave him a searching gaze for a long moment, then did the same to Draco before finally leaving to get the bill.

Potter bent his head down to table level to look Draco in the eyes. “Did you think I was scary this whole time?” he murmured to Draco with a worried expression. “Animals don’t like me anymore after I died. You all must smell something unnatural about me, hm?” He paused. “Or maybe there is something unnatural about me…. But don’t worry, I’ll leave you be from now on,” he said with what was probably meant to be an assuring smile but just looked sad. “Thanks for hanging out with me.”

And then he stood up, chair legs scraping on the floor, and made for the door after paying Luna.

He paused in front of the door.

Draco wasn’t sure what possessed him, but when he saw the little goodbye wave Potter gave him, his heart tugged as if pulling him forward, but the floor looked so far away—

He leaped off the table.

After all, he wasn’t really a hedgehog, so he’d be fine, wouldn’t he? And he couldn’t just stand around or he’d never be able to catch up to Potter.

But, well, the jump quickly turned into more of a free fall, and then Draco was screaming in terror because Salazar, had this been a horrid idea, only to land in Potter’s hands.

“Merlin, are you okay, Ormr?” asked Potter, panting—he seemed to have forgotten he had a wand and did a running dive to catch Draco in time. “What were you thinking? I didn’t see wrong, did I?” He stood up and turned to Luna. “He jumped right off the table! Why would he do that? Is he alright?”

Luna ran a quick diagnostic spell on Draco that dinged green—good to go. “I told you he likes you, Harry. You shouldn’t jump to conclusions so quickly.”

“But…. Really?” Potter set Ormr on the table. “I just don’t want to be a bother, for you or him.”

“For me?” asked Luna. “I love having you around, though.”

“Even when I scare all your hedgehogs?” said Potter dryly. “I figured it might be an extra burden on you to find me a hedgehog that won’t get scared by me, and I don’t want to stress you.”

Luna just smiled that dreamy smile of hers.

“Oh, Harry,” she said with a small sigh. “When will you start thinking about yourself more?”

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Master RP List Part 4 (Games)

This list has every Open RP I have made. Orgonised by Medium (comics, anime, cartoon, so on) and by franchise

How each RP will be presented will be as followed: Name of RP (Franchise, Character) (modifiers(like being Femdom or Adventure or so on) following)

GAMES

Star's Party (Lolipop Chainsaw, Juliet Starling) (Preestablished Relationship)

Date Night Gone Right (Final Fantasy 7, Tifa Lockhart)

Fun With Trainer (Wii Fit, Wii Fit Trainer)

Entertain Me (Darkstalkers, Morrigan)

Witches Victory (Bayonetta, Bayonetta) (Femdom)

DEVIL MAY CRY

Paying For Ammo (Devil May Cry, Lady)

Motivation And Determination (Devil May Cry, Vira Sparda & Nera Sparda)

METROID

Distracting Samus (Metroid, Samus Aran) (Preestablished Relationship)

You Should See The Other Guy (Metroid, Samus Aran)

Assistance For Safe Travel (Metroid, Dark Samus) (Femsub)

KINGDOM HEARTS

Failed Salvation (Kingdom Hearts, Aqua) (FemDom) (Preestablished Relationship)

The Corrupted Princess Of Heart (Kingdom Hearts, Kairi) (Male/Futa Only) (Femdom)

MEGAMAN

Princess Pride's Partner (Megaman Battle Network, Princess Pride) (Preestablished Relationship)

Help From The Hero (Megaman Battle Network, Hub/Megaman.exe) (Female/Futa Only) (Femboy RP)

Jack-In, Adult Upgrades (Megaman Battle Network, Roll) (Preestablished Relationship)

Infected Healer (Megaman Battle Network, Medi) (Femdom)

STREET FIGHTER

Victory Celebration (Street Fighter, Chun-Li)

Strain of Combat (Street Fighter, Chun-Li) (Preestablished Relationship)

Want Some Candy? (Street Fighter, Juri Han) (FemDom)

Fall For Poison (Street Fighter, Poison) (Futa)

MASS EFFECT

Never Be Better Than Commander Shepard (Mass Effect, Jane Shepard) (Female/Futa Only)

Quarian Love (Mass Effect, Tali) (Preexsisting Relationship)

Seducing The SiC (Mass Effect, Miranda)

New Upgrades (Mass Effect, EDI) (Male/Futa Only)

NiER

The Last Human, Project Repopulation (NiER, YORhA Units) (Adventure) (Male/Futa Only)

New First Wedding (NiER, Unit 2B) (Preestablished Relationship)

Submit To YORhA (NiER, Unit 2B) (FemDom)

Humans Entertainment (NiER, 2B & A2)

Battler & Protector, 2x2 (NiER, 2B & 2P)

SONIC

At The Mobian Beach (Sonic, All My Sonic Muses) (Adventure)

Alone Time With Blaze (Sonic, Blaze The Cat)

Restore The Future (Sonic, Silva The Hedgehog) (Male/Futa Only)

My Emerald (Sonic, Rouge The Bat)

Spark Of Trouble (Sonic, Surge The Tenric) (Male/Futa Only)

MORTAL KOMBAT

Edenian Consort (Mortal Kombat, Kitanna) (Preestablished Relationship)

Mileena's Prey (Mortal Kombat, Mileena) (FemDom)

Love For The Kahnum (Mortal Kombat, Mileena)

Outworld Fallen, Conquests Reward (Mortal Kombat, Kitanna & Mileena & Jade & Skarlet) (FemSub) (Dark)

MARIO

Cake & Bunnies (Mario, Princess Peach)

Kart And Tune-Up (Mario, Princess Rosalina)

To The VictorGoes The Spoils (Mario, Princess Daisy & Princess Peach) (Femsub)

Koopa-view (Mario, Bowsette)

Royal Beach (Mario, Queen Bowsette & Princess Peach) (Female/Futa Only)

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No bc my brother would make fun of him!! He’d tell him that everyone gets their own giant ass Mettigel to eat raw and he’d be so relieved to know there’s just one where everyone takes bits off to put on their bread😭

And we make so much kale for the whole family! We eat it when everyone comes for my grandpa’s birthday in November and the rest gets canned up to last until next November (it lasts until February max). I swear, do you know how dogs get possessive and aggressive about their food? Thats me and my brother when my grandma divides the leftover kale, we’re like rabit animals 😭 + i wanna add i make a mean asparagus soup

Also please rant about your Christmas dinner, i love listening to people rant

🫀

no lando hearing he has to eat the entire thing on his own and its raw? he’s debating if he wants to marry this woman like he’s been dreaming about if it means a lifetime of eating a hedgehog made of raw meat. he thinks it looks like one of those cake fails, like someone tried making a hedgehog but it’s from his nightmares. he's so relieved when he just gets a single slice and he can take a few bites or avoid it by saying his trainer or nutritionist banned raw meat 😭

thats sm kale i have genuine eaten kale maybe once in my life and i took a nibble and spit it out. i cannot imagine having sm that u store it for months. i am sadly… not a veggie girl. im also not a soup girl generally but asparagus soup kinda sounds good! how do you make it?

my biggest rant about thanksgiving dinner was that the only sides were creamed asparagus and sweet potato casserole, neither of which are things i eat. im picky but i have been cooking dinner since i was like ten, so. i got to pick what was cooked and i know how to cook the things i like so im not annoying ab it. one of my aunts brought stuff to make mashed potatoes which is like my specialty and one of my fav foods. y’know what my grandma does? she makes my aunt take the shit home. says we don’t have time to cook them before dinner. i was upstairs when this happened and i didn’t know about the lack of edible sides until i was called down for dinner. i tried the creamed asparagus thinking like, i like grilled asparagus how bad can it be??

found out on the drive home that my aunt brought potatoes and was sent home with them, and i was like ‘someone should have told me that there weren’t going to be potatoes and i would have complained. you can’t have thanksgiving without potatoes.’ i am still bringing it up randomly to my siblings like ‘hey remember that awful creamed asparagus?’

i will say my family is very nice and always makes sure everyone eats, on family vacations i would skip meals bc they would cook smth i didnt like and everyone would be trying to make me other food while i ate fruit for dinner because they did a shrimp boil knowing i do not eat seafood. my grandma once offered me nachos and i got really excited and then she put tortilla chips on a cookie tray and then sprinkled shredded cheese on it and toasted it. imo nachos are chips and queso and stuff so when she brought me a plate of shredded cheese melted on chips i was very disappointed but i ate the entire thing bc what else do u do when ur grandma makes u food??